No, seriously?

So yesterday I couldn't help but notice that there were several newspapers that ran the Caroline Giuliani story as front page news. Ignoring for a moment the politics of the situation, I'd just like to point out that A GIRL JOINED A FACEBOOK GROUP AND IT MADE THE FRONT PAGE OF SEVERAL NEWSPAPERS.

Does anyone realize how big a deal this is in terms of the importance of Facebook in modern American life? And more importantly, does anyone realize how big a deal this in in terms of its status as one of the signs of the impending apocalypse?