
We hang out in Centeroo for a bit but nothing's happening so we head back to the tent. It being Bonnaroo, we immediately get to mixing ourselves some margaritas. They're awful. They're hot and the mix is terrible. We're drinking them out of empty diet coke bottles. We have forgotten to buy cups, along with all those other usefull things like plates and forks. We have no bowls, spoons, or milk for our budget Wal-mart brand version of Cap'n Crunch. Things we do have: ez-chees. Well, for a little bit. We make quick work of that and our triscuits. We declare ourselves the ghettoest people at Bonnaroo.

It's about time for the concerts to actually start and Teal is requring us to go see the RX Bandits. We're locked in heated debate over whether the RX is pronounced as "prescription" or "R.X." This takes precendence over our previous debate, namely whether or not "precautious" is a word. In the dictionary/google-free universe of Bonnaroo, this is a SERIOUS debate. Ten days later, Teal will write on my facebook wall, informing me that it is a word. As we debate, we walk over to the Which Stage. As some sort of sick joke, it turns out all the venues have been confusingly named. The main stage is the What stage; the second largest is the Which Stage. The three tents are named This, That, and The Other Tent. The areas for comedy, jazz, and art are equally annoyingly named, but I don't spend any time there. One thinks that drugged-up hippies would have trouble telling the stages apart, but we have no problem. In fact, some hilarious quotes emerge as a result of the names. "They're not playing at This Tent, they're playing at the Other Tent," etc. We manage to all understand the cryptic statements. We have to go through a security check to get into centeroo.
To be honest, I remember very little of the RX Bandits' set or the Cold War Kids, who are playing afterward in That tent. Here's what I do remember: We come across a body-painting booth. A scrawnier, less-attractive version of the She-Hulk is using a spray bottle to turn another concertgoer into a larger, less-attractive version of Smurfette. Naturally, Teal must get painted.

She gets one green arm and one blue arm along with a red smiley face on her stomach. This is absolutely the coolest thing ever until we discover two facts: First, the body paint comes off onto everyone and everything. My white shirt becomes partially green. Second, the body paint WILL NOT come off of Teal's body. Teal will be a strange shade for the next 48 hours. Even a shower does not entirely remove it. We will be careful not to bump into any other colored people for the rest of the weekend, even if we feel slightly racist as a result.
Okay, so it seems I've only made it through half of day two, but this post is long enough, so I'm going to post it. Eventually, I'll finish this... I swear it!
1 comment:
Are Triscuits really ghetto. Always seemed more "West Palm Beach" rather than "West Side" to me
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